Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) is a goddamn cartoon, and it broke me with its insanity.

After sitting through an hour and a half of boner material of all kinds, (Lucy Liu reprising her role from Payback, and Cameron Diaz dancing in her underwear appear to be favorites, so I'll take my personal favorite of Drew Barrymore tied to a chair), I decided to tackle Part Deux. It's a live action cartoon.Comical obvious green screen and CGI stunts, and just straight up cartoonish fight scenes with the three afformentioned girls, and Demi Moore, flying around the intro to K.C. Undercover. The fact that I even typed this shit in on YouTube.The story is just nonsense. And you have motorcycle porn intercut with blatantly obvious green screen.And, I'm not even kidding, Southern Cameron Diaz with. A fucking. Mullet. Pull up a photo of Natasha Lyonne in Poker Face. Same damn thing.Demi Moore appears for a minute, and is the mastermind. If you wanna see her in a fur coat and underwear, this movie is for you.Crispin Glover gets an orgasm over getting a haircut.There's a striptease set to The Pink Panther, which scarred my eyes 2 ½ years ago. The Pink Panther is forever ruined. Watch at own risk. Me and some other guy on r/GuessTheMovie once spent half an hour trying to indentify someone's ass in that scene.Drew Barrymore yeets a guy into a jukebox after he slaps her ass twice.The line "It’s raining white women!" is spoken in this movie.Why did I do this?And why the fuck is John Cleese in this?! How?! via /r/movies https://ift.tt/hX9Ry8i